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Hello! My name is Abby and I am very awkward. This is my blog and I spend way too much time on here.

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

cptsmallass:

No, I’m dead serious!

fr4ry:

Baby, I just gonna shake it off.

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

burgertv:

Louise Belcher: Queen of Sarcasm - S3xE01

Happy 40th Birthday Misha Collins , August 20th

1 hour ago1,785 plays

syntaxbitch:

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

Please bring honor to us all.

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